Texts from Lecter's Cell

megustabrenna asked: This blog is wonderful. Glad it's starting to become more active!

Thank you so much! My Mod and I try to get updates in whenever we can.  :)

-Kay

I have no sassy comment for this one XD

-Kay

Clarice really loves his face. Loves it more than air. :P

Anonymous asked: I saw that my post made it to the main page, and was even more thrilled to learn that I was the first submission! This has made me so happy :):):) ~Baby Lecter

You’re quite welcome! Thank you very much for the submission!

-Kay

purrlesquedancer asked: This is my new favorite Tumblr of all time. Hannibal is the greatest.

Thank you very much!

-Kay

(303): I know you’re on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.

(505): It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don’t think regular birth control will stop Thor’s sperm.

(919): Today’s forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice.

(772): I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away

(720): I’ve smoked enough weed to put down a pony