(303): I know you’re on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.

(505): It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don’t think regular birth control will stop Thor’s sperm.

(919): Today’s forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice.

(772): I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away

(720): I’ve smoked enough weed to put down a pony

(248): Is this like a ”I’m taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect” kind of date, or is this a “I’m gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus” kind of date?

Also, hi, I’m a new admin :) (specialagentstarling)

Please welcome our new Mod, http://specialagentstarling.tumblr.com/. She has graciously agreed to help me run this blog :D 

Since this blog is quite the task, and I am a working college student with little time in a demanding major, I am now in the process of looking for a Mod. It is a demanding job and if you feel that you are up to the task, please drop a line in the ask box. The job requires:

• the gathering of TFLN for the blog
• Possibly aiding me in creating the images
• assuring that the queue is full
• checking for submissions
• and assuring that the Lecter-related Lols never stop. 

So, if you think you are able to help, please feel free to apply. I’ll be waiting patiently, as will the good Doctor.

Ta

-Kay

specialagentstarling asked: I always check this blog to see if it's been updated and it never is :( *Lecter-related-creys* please come back soon.

I’m sorry, Agent Starling. We’ll be back shortly. Ta- H ;)

Anonymous asked: did you give up on this blog?

No, I did not give up. I’ve been quite busy as of late. I’m actually in the process of looking for a Mod, since running this on my own is proving to be quite a daunting task. :3